Things My Sister Does to Make Me Think Shes Demented

So this is my little sister, Paige. She's six years old. She may look cute and innocent in this picture with her little pony tail, but she is absolutly horrible to me.

This one time I lost my ipod for about 3 weeks and I literally looks everywhere. In the kitchen, the living room, EVERYWHERE. and then 3 weeks after I lost my ipod my mom was feeding the cat and she suddenly came up to me and said "Hey Becca I found your ipod" then she pulled it out from behind her back. When i asked her where she found it she said when she was pouring the cat some food it fell out of the cat food bag. So my sister hid my ipod in the cat food bag and forgot about it.

Another time my sister hid something from me is when i lost my phone. I realized I had lost my phone one day and I asked Paige if she had seen it and of course she said "Nope!" Then a few days later she come in my room at six o'clock in the morning on a SATURDAY and placed my phone on my bed and said very shyly "Hey Becca..... I found your phone... it was in my top drawer.... i don't know how it got there."

Paige also knows almost every swear word in the book. She's called me the b-word, the s-word, the a-word, and the f-word! Shes a six year old! She shouldn't know those words yet! She probably learned then from my brother.

Even though my sister is constantly annoying (what 6 year old isn't?) I still love her. Even though she hides all my stuff and sneaks in my room and steals all my shoes and clothes and plays dress-up with all my stuff. Shes so smart and cute, and i can't be mad at that cute face for too long.